Colin Firth

Ah blog blog blog. I have officially convinced myself to write another blog at this very moment. Well, to you this person reading this...this is technically not at this very moment...I must tell everyone I am very happy! I have moved into my logan apartment and I am living with my good friend Ashley Romrell! She is awesome! Awesome Possum. I really don't want to tell a story ...so I decided that this post I will just name some of my favorite things or least favorite things or things I like or things that I have seen or just things in General! here goes

I love Colin Firth.
















• I do not care how much older he is than me...







• I am still really attracted to him.







• I would totally date him!







• I will hate someone if they do not smell right!







• I love when Guys can belt really high







• I wish I was cool enough to pull off punk.







• I wish to be the lead singer of a rock band!







• I have had 5 celebrity encounters in my life!







• and 700 hundred celebrity crushes







• dr. phil being one of the five







• and one of the 700







• and Justin Guarini being another of the five...







• and a new edition to the 700







• I love the color code







• I will share anything I have







• besides a guy







• but even then







• I am willing to work with you







• just kidding







• I am being funny







• A great deal of my mind is focused on making others laugh







• I have a crush on Nick Jonas

• He wants me to keep rockin'

• mean people suck







• so do stinky people







• but I would not tell them that to their face







• because that would make me a mean person







• and they suck







• I know the Gospel is true







• I basically have planned my whole wedding in my head







• I want to make my own wedding cake







• I hope Dan Clark will let me use his back yard







• I hate war and am terrified by it







• I would marry Jack Black







• and Kevin James and







• anyone who can make me laugh







• I love pickles







• and pickled peppers







• and picked corn







• and pickled bamboo shoots







• I wish to get a concealed weapons permit,







• just so I can have a concealed weapon







• I spent 18 dollars on the last hair product I bought







• I don't even use it that much







• but it smells good







• so it was a good investment







• I want glamour shots of myself in a big hat







• sometimes I look at myself dramatically in the mirror







• sometimes that mirror looks dramatically back at me







• I think I want to jump off a waterfall







• If I could create my own heaven I know exactly what it would look like.







• It would have a waterfall







• Then I would jump off it







• I hate when people insult the way they look







• especially guys







• it's stupid







• and annoying







• and no one wants to hear it







• I hate it when people are really blunt







• sometimes I am really blunt







• I am sorry







• I had a dream last night about a giant lady bug







• a kitten came out of the lady bug







• and then the lady bug started to become a bigger flatter flakier more colorful bug







• really grossed me out







• and scared the hell out of me







• I have goosebumps right now thinking about it







• I have huge lady bug prints on one of my pillows







• so I can't sleep anymore







• I watched this thing the other night about how the mayans predicted the world would flood and we would all die in 2012







• I hope I am married before then







• because well you know







• I wish I took to naming things







• like people do with their cars or phones or iPod







• I try but they never stick







• so I just end up calling them MiPod or My phone or my car







• not very creative







• My whole family does this







• We once had a bird named fred







• but we just called it bird







• and a cat name baby







• only because it was a baby







• My sister always names her animals human names







• and then I end up really liking them...







• but I can't use them because







• I refuse to tell my kids they were named after an animal







• maybe I just will name them that and not tell them an animal shares their name







• Names of the animals my sister has had or has:







• Abigail, Emery, Bella, Ellie, Sasha,Piper and BOOGER







• our cat is named baby







• My family and I once pulled over and asked a cat where to find a cat we had that ran away







• We said "hey kitty, hey kitty"







• in a Grindy Voice







• That cat refused to talk







• so we drove away







• When I got home I watched Bridget Jones' Diary







• Which has colin firth in It







• I love Colin Firth