Hello My New Fellow Bloggians,
Welcome to my page. I am hoping that you are saying “welcome” back to me, or your computer screen that represents me. I am taking my first baby steps into the world of the blog unknown! It is interesting, although right now I feel very alone—not a soul in this computer lab wants to celebrate this decision with me (I know I asked them).
I am surprised it has taken me so long to join this blognomenon (phenomenon and blog). Why did it take this long? Let’s go over the possibilities...........
1. Could it be: I am in the witness protection program and might be found by the mobsters who want to kill me via blog?
Answer: No, it could not, because although I am sure my grandfather is in the Mexican Mafia I don't believe they have guff with me. Plus, I would never rat out a friend, if they were willing to pay me off.
2. Then am I: Afraid of things that are trendy just because they are trendy and I can not absolutely be trendy because everyone else is trendy and trends condescend?
Answer: No....it could not. Because it is silly not to like something just because it is trendy. You like what you like whether people like it or not. I like Cafe Rio fired grilled steak salad, Justin Timberlake, Disneyland, Gossip Girl, Twilight; I also like cereal for breakfast, and brushing my hair, and showering everyday, and talking to people and breathing in oxygen, and drinking water: All very Trendy things.
3. Then is it: that I am too busy for blogging because my life is filled with innumerable numbers of numbers of other people’s numbers and 75 papers due this semester that have to be in Iambic pentameter and hand written on parchment paper and include Marxist theories and how they relate to the weather.
Answer: No it is not, because I am lax. Life is for living right now, not for pushing yourself so far to the limit, so that maybe someday, somewhere, somehow I will get what I want (please take note of the Westside Story reference and remember that Bernardo, Riff, and Tony all die.)
4. Then it must be: I do not have access to a computer all the time and I am therefore not in with the times?
Answer: Nope I have my own computer and I am on the times speed dial. The times and I are tight like the string of a flying kite! In fact, we even used to date.
5. What the Hedge is it you ask?
Answer: Rosebud!
