Please don't judge me. I would not judge you!.....I sold myself for money! Yesterday, while I was plundering about ways to find money, the
heavens opened up and whispered a little ditty in my ear: "Sell something!" it said! Immediately I cascaded my eyes about the room to find an object the would catch a pretty penny, but to my dismay I found not a single "sellable" item. I began to lose hope and cry, but just as the tears began to make their way down my cheek, I caught a reflection of myself in the mirror and found my item. I began brainstorming ways I could sell myself. My first thought: "hookering" (my own word) Then I realized that I really didn't want to do that, you know for moral reasons and so on...so I thought well maybe I will just be an escort? So I looked it up online...and did you know that escorting leads to "hookering?" so no no no. I said.
Next I thought what if I just sell part of my body-maybe become like a chicken and sell my eggs? but again, I had a moral disagreement with myself, even though the material payoff would be great--5,000$(I cha-cha-ed it); I really do not want little Melissa's running around creating controversial blogs and such! So I sold my plasma and for 4 and a half hours of plasma service I received 20$
heavens opened up and whispered a little ditty in my ear: "Sell something!" it said! Immediately I cascaded my eyes about the room to find an object the would catch a pretty penny, but to my dismay I found not a single "sellable" item. I began to lose hope and cry, but just as the tears began to make their way down my cheek, I caught a reflection of myself in the mirror and found my item. I began brainstorming ways I could sell myself. My first thought: "hookering" (my own word) Then I realized that I really didn't want to do that, you know for moral reasons and so on...so I thought well maybe I will just be an escort? So I looked it up online...and did you know that escorting leads to "hookering?" so no no no. I said.
Next I thought what if I just sell part of my body-maybe become like a chicken and sell my eggs? but again, I had a moral disagreement with myself, even though the material payoff would be great--5,000$(I cha-cha-ed it); I really do not want little Melissa's running around creating controversial blogs and such! So I sold my plasma and for 4 and a half hours of plasma service I received 20$ 
haha your blogs always brighten my day. they are absolutely hilarious. I love you. You're, "i guess i'll just sell my plasma" picture is great. Apparently, when you do it twice in a week you can get a higher amount the second tiime or something.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I think it's time you started selling pictures... You won't have to have needles... and it's a lot EASIER!!!
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